out of macaroni pieces and it did our thinking while we lived our lives. it counted up our feelings and divided them up even, and it called our calculation perfect love.

 

raspberrymama:
“ viewtiful-kim:
“ solluxisms:
“ systlin:
“ strutsonicely:
“ tomyfancy:
“ systlin:
“I’M DYING
”
Day 3 of 5
“Dear Citizen,
In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue:...

raspberrymama:

viewtiful-kim:

solluxisms:

systlin:

strutsonicely:

tomyfancy:

systlin:

I’M DYING

Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each  check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”

I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it. 

I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.

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“We’re Just Being regular correct” D A M

I stan one (1) card game

spoopy-ceetee:

christophoronomicon:

ifreakinglovemarshmallows:

bigmouthsparesagain:

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈

Cute :)

So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR

wilwheaton:
“ #Repost @ocasio2018
・・・
And just like that, GOP discovers $5.7 billion for a wall. $5.7 billion.
What if we instead added $5.7B in teacher pay?
Or replacing water pipes?
Or college tuition/prescription refill subsidies?
Or green...

wilwheaton:

#Repost @ocasio2018
・・・
And just like that, GOP discovers $5.7 billion for a wall. $5.7 billion.

What if we instead added $5.7B in teacher pay?
Or replacing water pipes?
Or college tuition/prescription refill subsidies?
Or green jobs?

But notice how no one’s asking the GOP how they’re paying for it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrqzgAggJgv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6sp7lv8uebm

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/